What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 14:17

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
US imports plunge in early sign of Trump tariff impact - politico.eu
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
How Cocaine Hijacks the Brain - Neuroscience News
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Early humans took a giant evolutionary leap when they started eating meat - Earth.com
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
‘We’re right at the epicenter’ - Meduza
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?